caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

(via thehomieronzini)

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illuminators:

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(Source: prejaculate, via thehomieronzini)

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